Honey, it could be worse!

You could be the 9 year old New Zealand girl who's parents named her TALULA DOES THE HULA FROM HAWAII. WTF? Poor thing was trying to get everyone to just call her "K" but you can image the fun she was having at school. It seems that New Zealanders have a penchant for giving their kids f***ed up names. Court clerks routinely counsel parents in an attempt to dissuade them from branding their offspring with unfortunate monikers. Some favs are:

Fish and Chips
Sex Fruit
Number 16 Bus Shelter
Violence

Somehow Talula's name got approved. Thank God somebody over there has some sense. A Family Court Judge stepped in and made her a ward of the court in order to facilitate changing her name. The judge's name is Judge Smiegel McPrecious!