Disclaimer: These aren't the actual drunken Mancs but an excellent simulation!
Drunken passengers force flight to land in GermanyBERLIN - Two drunken British women went on a rampage on a charter plane, hitting one flight attendant with a bottle of vodka and trying to open a cabin door as the aircraft was cruising over Austria at 10,000 meters (32,800 feet), police said Saturday.
Was it one of those tiny bottles of vodka? How much could that hurt? Do they use big bottles on cheap charter flights? And I love that these gits were so drunk they tried to exit the plane in mid air.
The staff on the flight from Greece to eventually forced the women back to their seats and the pilot made an emergency in on Thursday, police told The Associated Press, confirming a statement they had issued on Friday.
They had to make an emergency landing! If this happened in our friendly skies, these brit gits would already be rotting at Gitmo.
The identities of the women, aged 26 and 27, were not released, but police said the 26-year-old may be charged with attempted assault and interfering with air traffic.
Both women were released, police said.
The rampage occurred when a flight attendant denied the women alcohol because they were visibly intoxicated, police said. The 26-year-old took a swipe at a cabin attendant with a bottle of vodka, then attempted to open a cabin door."Apparently the 26-year-old wanted to catch some fresh air," the statement said, in an effort to make light of the altercation.
The two women were taken into custody by police at the Frankfurt airport and given a breathalyzer test. Both were legally intoxicated.After an hour in Frankfurt, the flight continued on to Manchester, England.
Can you imagine being part of the cabin crew on this hell flight? A plane full of drunken Mancs up to all kinds of shenanigans... I was married to one.